“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not !”
Category - Funny Quotes
Good things happen to those who hustle
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman
When a package saye”Easy Open” i end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun & a...
I may be Crazy but all the best people are
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
My daily routine: Wake up. Be awesome go back to sleep.
Women & Cats will do as they please, & men & dogs should relax & get used to the...
Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of Emotion.
If you were Ice-Cream, you would be my Favorite Flavor.
“You can’t expect to always have a good hair day!”